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Watch outl ugly feet contestants!

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -pegasus wrote: > "OB’s Other Half" <nevilemo…@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:1123700370.384942.212010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com… > > OB wrote: > > > paneon wrote: > > > > > Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion > to use > > > > > those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) > > > > Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – > maybe we > > > > should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?) > > > Tuxedoes are dull, she notes. Will willing lads wear bridal? > > Well, women wear bridal, too. Shouldn’t you? > To the tune of > Mersey dolts and dozy dotes on leg o’ lamb so curvy?

"Once I Had A Loathsome Grin"

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"OB" <nevilemo…@yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:1123813092.897466.283670@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> pegasus wrote: > > "OB’s Other Half" <nevilemo…@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > news:1123700370.384942.212010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com… > > > OB wrote: > > > > paneon wrote: > > > > > > Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion > > to use > > > > > > those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) > > > > > Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – > > maybe we > > > > > should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?) > > > > Tuxedoes are dull, she notes. Will willing lads wear bridal? > > > Well, women wear bridal, too. Shouldn’t you? > > To the tune of > > Mersey dolts and dozy dotes on leg o’ lamb so curvy? > "Once I Had A Loathsome Grin"

For the benefit of anyone struggling to wring some sense from OB’s riposte, a re-post: OB’s version of Doris Day’s  ’Secret Love’: "Mrs Obadiah Cramp (all noodly)" <obl…@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3b0d9bc8$1@news.cablecat.com… Once I had a loathsome Grin that worried folks a lot. A loathsome, lonesome, gawping grin – a loathsome Grin that worried folk. The Voice accused me of a Sin (but what voice ever does not?). It said I had a Loathsome Chin and that I was a Horrid Bloke. I grinned at people, fat or thin. (Someone should have me shot.) My loathsome, lonesome, gawping grin made everybody gasp and choke. I wish I had a biscuit tin or Large, Transparent Pot to keep my toenail clippings in. I’d grin at them a lot (no joke). /repost ends So now you understand, yes? — For more information about this NNTP posting service, contact: h…@asarian-host.net — for all info about our server. If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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"OB’s Other Half" <nevilemo…@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1123700370.384942.212010@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> OB wrote: > > paneon wrote: > > > > Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion to use > > > > those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) > > > Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – maybe we > > > should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?) > > Tuxedoes are dull, she notes. Will willing lads wear bridal? > Well, women wear bridal, too. Shouldn’t you?

To the tune of Mersey dolts and dozy dotes on leg o’ lamb so curvy? — For more information about this NNTP posting service, contact: h…@asarian-host.net — for all info about our server. If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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OB wrote: > paneon wrote: > > > Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion to use > > > those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) > > Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – maybe we > > should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?) > Tuxedoes are dull, she notes. Will willing lads wear bridal?

Well, women wear bridal, too. Shouldn’t you?

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paneon wrote: > > Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion to use > > those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) > Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – maybe we > should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?)

Tuxedoes are dull, she notes. Will willing lads wear bridal?

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> Any cheating is allowed;-), if naturally ugly feet would get more points;-) > In the past years, we had contestants with corns, one toe about to be > amputated due to infection, foot warts, smelly feet, ingrown nails, > unclipped extra long and yellow toenails, curved in toes, bumps, "hammer" > toes, flat feet, bony feet, long feet, you name it. > Foot fetishists are not allowed on the contest, as all participants vote, > where they must find the feet UGLY, not "I want some of that"!;-)

Wow – looks like I’d better get into training, becuase at this stage I’m staring down the barel of a wooden spoon. Obviously my feet are the only non-weird part of my anatomy. Sod. > Note that "smelly" alone does not cut it, if it is a bonus on ugly feet > for effect;-):)

Well, par for the course, we can’t judge this until the internet gets smell-o-vision. > If you are married, you must join the OB ugly married feet contest. If > single, the singles’ ugly feet contest. > Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion to use > those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-)

Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – maybe we should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?) > Single ones can wear anything else, so long as it allows the feet to show > up to the ankle, as some have ugly ankles or ugly foot even on top of the > foot. >

No bonus points for outfit? Guess I don’t need to slim to fit in that little black dress then…

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"paneon" (paneon@sdf_dot_lonestar.org) writes: >> Any cheating is allowed;-), if naturally ugly feet would get more > points;-) >> In the past years, we had contestants with corns, one toe about to be >> amputated due to infection, foot warts, smelly feet, ingrown nails, >> unclipped extra long and yellow toenails, curved in toes, bumps, "hammer" >> toes, flat feet, bony feet, long feet, you name it. >> Foot fetishists are not allowed on the contest, as all participants vote, >> where they must find the feet UGLY, not "I want some of that"!;-) > Wow – looks like I’d better get into training, becuase at this stage I’m > staring down the barel of a wooden spoon. Obviously my feet are the only > non-weird part of my anatomy. > Sod.

Now THAT is weird!;-) Maybe they mixed us at birth…Well, mixed our body parts when they connected them together, and I ended up with your feet right here….;-) How should we proceed??? >> Note that "smelly" alone does not cut it, if it is a bonus on ugly feet >> for effect;-):) > Well, par for the course, we can’t judge this until the internet gets > smell-o-vision.

Yes we caaaaan!:) You just have to secretely film a few guests you invite telling them it is for a movie where you need actors. Once they all are there, you remove your shoes as you film them fainting. If more than 95.678% faint:), you can get a  backstage pass to meet the ugliest feet contestantsa, provided that you do NOT remove your shoes before the parade os over;-) >> If you are married, you must join the OB ugly married feet contest. If >> single, the singles’ ugly feet contest. >> Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion to use >> those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) > Well, since most bride-grooms seem to hire a tux for the big day – maybe we > should make them wear their wive’s wedding dress(?)

What makes you think they did not already? They have to wear something after all, since as we all know, the wife very soon wears the pants;-) >> Single ones can wear anything else, so long as it allows the feet to show >> up to the ankle, as some have ugly ankles or ugly foot even on top of the >> foot. >> > No bonus points for outfit?

Only as consolation prizes:)  Guess I don’t need to slim to fit in that little > black dress then…

Maybe. Who knows, you might meet someone elseright there and want to get in their dress….;-)  > —

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As hard as I am trying to make my feet and toes prettier, I ain’t there completely yet, and I might win the "Still-Ugliest-If-Less-Ugly Feet Contest this year again. You won’t be able to say that I did not give you a good head start: the winner will be anounced some day around XMas or NYear, have not decided yet. For now, well, I managed to have a nice lil white line on almost all toe nails (let me check again….), if it is somewhat of a crooked line on the big toe nails still;-). Since married poeple can not enter the contest, this being a ng for lonely poeple (heheheeh), that now removes OB from the list of contestants:), and might give a few a better chance at winning second prize:):). The second prize, like in the past years, consists of the chance of kissing my ugly feet on each day of the next year:) May the ugliest-foot Schwartz (or warts, whatever) be with you! Chloe —

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Eleonore Beaudoin wrote: > Since married poeple can not enter the contest, this being a ng > for lonely poeple (heheheeh), that now removes OB from the list of > contestants:), and might give a few a better chance at > winning second prize:):). The second prize, like in the past years, > consists of the chance of kissing my ugly feet on each day of the next year:)

I am planning to organise an alternative contest for Ugly Married Feet. The contest will take place somewhere exotic such as Thailand, Nigeria or Ecuador. All contestants will get to show off their ugly feet in an evening gown and in a bathing costume, and the prize will be a diamond-studded corn plaster. More details nearer the time.

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"OB" (nevilemo…@yahoo.com) writes: > Eleonore Beaudoin wrote: >> Since married poeple can not enter the contest, this being a ng >> for lonely poeple (heheheeh), that now removes OB from the list of >> contestants:), and might give a few a better chance at >> winning second prize:):). The second prize, like in the past years, >> consists of the chance of kissing my ugly feet on each day of the next year:) > I am planning to organise an alternative contest for Ugly Married Feet.

Heheheahahah:) I knew the title would getcha, and figured the married folks exclusion would finish ya, heheeheheh:) > The contest will take place somewhere exotic such as Thailand, Nigeria > or Ecuador.

Make it The Smelly Feet Contset then. Married ND in a hot country. Fleh (faints:)) > All contestants will get to show off their ugly feet in an > evening gown and in a bathing costume,

Oh, please please for funm, make it with the baithing suit OVER the gown!:) >and the prize will be a > diamond-studded corn plaster.

But…married folks already have one on their ring finger!!!;-) <ducks laughing out loud> > More details nearer the time.

You better start early. Most married folks are not quite into "feet". They got to settle down for inches, hahaah:) —

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P.S.: ouch, my sides, my siiiiides! LLLLLOLROTFLLLL:) (How are your lions doin lately, btw?:):):)) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Eleonore Beaudoin (bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) writes: > "OB" (nevilemo…@yahoo.com) writes: >> Eleonore Beaudoin wrote: >>> Since married poeple can not enter the contest, this being a ng >>> for lonely poeple (heheheeh), that now removes OB from the list of >>> contestants:), and might give a few a better chance at >>> winning second prize:):). The second prize, like in the past years, >>> consists of the chance of kissing my ugly feet on each day of the next year:) >> I am planning to organise an alternative contest for Ugly Married Feet. > Heheheahahah:) > I knew the title would getcha, and figured the married folks exclusion would > finish ya, heheeheheh:) >> The contest will take place somewhere exotic such as Thailand, Nigeria >> or Ecuador. > Make it The Smelly Feet Contset then. Married ND in a hot country. Fleh > (faints:)) >> All contestants will get to show off their ugly feet in an >> evening gown and in a bathing costume, > Oh, please please for funm, make it with the baithing suit OVER the gown!:) >>and the prize will be a >> diamond-studded corn plaster. > But…married folks already have one on their ring finger!!!;-) > <ducks laughing out loud> >> More details nearer the time. > You better start early. Most married folks are not quite into "feet". They > got to settle down for inches, hahaah:) > —

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>More details nearer the time.

So, will fungal infections be regarded as ‘artificial enhancement’? /me digs through spice rack for yeast…

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"paneon" (paneon@sdf_dot_lonestar.org) writes: >>More details nearer the time. > So, will fungal infections be regarded as ‘artificial enhancement’? > /me digs through spice rack for yeast…

Any cheating is allowed;-), if naturally ugly feet would get more points;-) In the past years, we had contestants with corns, one toe about to be amputated due to infection, foot warts, smelly feet, ingrown nails, unclipped extra long and yellow toenails, curved in toes, bumps, "hammer" toes, flat feet, bony feet, long feet, you name it. Foot fetishists are not allowed on the contest, as all participants vote, where they must find the feet UGLY, not "I want some of that"!;-) Note that "smelly" alone does not cut it, if it is a bonus on ugly feet for effect;-):) If you are married, you must join the OB ugly married feet contest. If single, the singles’ ugly feet contest. Married poeple will parade with gowns and tuxedos, for an occasion to use those clothes they wore only once before in their life;-) Single ones can wear anything else, so long as it allows the feet to show up to the ankle, as some have ugly ankles or ugly foot even on top of the foot. —

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