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LOL! They were good but…   FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows  everything I think I divorced that guy..? Vashti

LOL  That was cute, Vashti!  :-) Love, Di — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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Hi, Di, Thanks for sharing the humor.  Those are funny. smiles, Elise

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – THESE ARE  ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!   FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.  Bites   FREE  PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s  dog.   FREE  PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid  dog   FREE GERMAN  SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks  German.   FOUND DIRTY  WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat … been out awhile.   Better be a reward.   COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.   NORDIC TRACK  $300 Hardly used, call Chubby   GEORGIA  PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.   JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300   WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie   (AND  THE BEST ONE)   FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer  needed, got married last month. Wife knows  everything — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

– The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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Good ones, Di! Chip

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – THESE ARE  ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!   FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.  Bites   FREE  PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s  dog.   FREE  PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid  dog   FREE GERMAN  SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks  German.   FOUND DIRTY  WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat … been out awhile.   Better be a reward.   COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.   NORDIC TRACK  $300 Hardly used, call Chubby   GEORGIA  PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.   JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300   WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie   (AND  THE BEST ONE)   FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer  needed, got married last month. Wife knows  everything — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

– The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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THESE ARE  ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!   FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.  Bites   FREE  PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s  dog.   FREE  PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid  dog   FREE GERMAN  SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks  German.   FOUND DIRTY  WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat … been out awhile.   Better be a reward.   COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.   NORDIC TRACK  $300 Hardly used, call Chubby   GEORGIA  PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.   JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300   WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie   (AND  THE BEST ONE)   FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer  needed, got married last month. Wife knows  everything — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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LOL! They were good but…   FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows  everything

I think I divorced that guy..? Vashti — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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